There are two different brands of catsup offering a Republican alternative to Heinz. Wow.
I'm sitting here trying to imagine "Conservative" or "Republican" catsup. Let's see . . . .
Conservative catsup uses organically-grown, pesticide-free tomatoes (just to err on the side of caution), grown on an American family farm, lightly cooked and seasoned with just two or three other ingredients.
Republican catsup is burnt to death and loaded with high-fructose corn syrup, artificial colors and flavors.
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Two? Wow. I'd only heard of "W" catsup. Which I believe was supposed to stand for "Washington" as in George rather than George W. Bush but it is marketed as an alernative to "liberal" catsup.
I get thinking that Costco and Wal-Mart are partisan, but catsup? Besides, wasn't Heinze a Conservative?
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